Counting

125,000 fewer unemployed now on the figures

But I know for a fact it is was only 124,999
They have not counted me; they never count me
And if they do not count me; who else did they miss

 

Across the wider UK economy there were 2.3 million people out of work in the three months to December, 125,000 fewer than in the three months to September, although the pace of falling unemployment was slowing, according to the Office for National Statistics (ONS).

Perhaps they should change the name to the ‘Government Office for Nonsense And Dubious Subtraction’ with the acronym ‘GONADS’ because let’s face it; this is all complete balls.