If you...

Can start the day without caffeine,
Can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
Can resist complaining, boring people with your troubles,
Can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
Can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
Can take criticism and blame without resentment,
Can conquer tension without medical help,
Can relax without liquor,
Can sleep without the aid of drugs,

You Are Probably ..........The Family Dog!