A selection of the current jokes
on horsemeat being found in beef products.
My doctor has told me to watch
what I eat, so I bought a ticket for this year's Grand National.
Since when have Findus been using
horse in their Lasagne? Not furlong.
What odds do you get on living a
long life now?
The horsemeat scandal - only
question is whether it is bull shit or horse shit?
'The Food Standards Agency
criticised after admitting it never carried out tests for horse meat contamination'
Question. Why do Food Standards
Agency staff never look out the window in the morning?
Answer: ‘Because they wouldn't
have anything to do in the afternoon.
I had a Tesco beef and mushroom
pie last week. Found three sugar lumps in it... :)
Food standards authority -
fetlock of good they are; saddling us with filly steaks!
For heaven’s sake it's good
quality - Rosette winning, you might say.
Whoever said you can’t flog a
dead horse was soooo wrong
The ‘My little Pony’ toy has new
addition ‘My little pony abattoir’
Think if your teenage daughter
whinges about mucking her pony out you just threaten to slap it on the barbie.
I won’t be galloping off to
Burger King anytime soon
You are what you eat...neigh!!
You are what you eat in
Yorkshire...neigh, neigh!!
Why the long faces?
Someone has driven a horse and
cart through the food labelling law
This brings a whole new meaning
to piebald
This story is getting legs and
running without help
Jokes aside though now is not a
good time to be eating ready meals or take away food. If the convoluted route
of horsemeat entry via South America - Europe - UK is typical of a food chain
journey used in these meals then unless further details on this issue are
suppressed (and I suspect they might be to avoid fatally harming the UK food industry)
get ready for a whole raft of new revelations. better get the chicken jokes
ready...they are about to fly
No more processed food coming in this house
In doubt of hope now this disregard is laid bare
The base of survival is rotten so I no longer care We now nurtured by fell meats pedalled by foul greed
Meats of house, of stable, of temple, of coop, of river
To us half food offered and yet give thanks that for now
Tis but the horse that gives its betrayed flesh; not your kin
